CASH ROBO CATS // 10,000 UNITS // NO ROADMAP. JUST MACHINES. // CASH ROBO CATS // 10,000 UNITS // NO ROADMAP. JUST MACHINES. //

CAT-POWERED FINANCIAL HARDWARE

CASH
ROBO
CATS.

10,000 cats. Bolted into machines.
Deployed directly into the culture.

UNIT_0001.JPGLIVE FEED ●

CAT: VERIFIEDROBO: QUESTIONABLE

SCROLL TO ACCESS LOWER DECK ↓

10,000 × CASH × CAT × MACHINE × CULTURE × 10,000 × CASH × CAT × MACHINE × CULTURE ×

ARCHIVE / 01

FIELD
SPECIMENS

Every unit was assembled with questionable hardware, bad financial instincts and one extremely important cat.

← DRAG / SCROLL ARCHIVE →

WARNING: LORE CONTAINMENT FAILURE

PROPERTY OF
THE MACHINE

ARCHIVE / 02

Then they found the machines.

Nobody remembers who connected the two. Nobody has been brave enough to unplug them.

root@crc:~$ cat protocol.txt
> accumulate nonsense
> weaponize taste
> remain online█

TOTAL PRODUCTION RUN

00000

One supply. Ten thousand bad ideas.

FORMJPG / CHAOS

SPECIESCAT-ish

CHASSISUNSTABLE

STATUSONLINE ●

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CASH ROBO CATS // 10,000